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Dear Flo

Every year I play in a major golf event. It's only for a few days, and only once a year, but it clashes with my wife's birthday. She is getting sick of this and says if I do it one more time she is leaving me. But the tournament means the world to me…what should I do?!

A, Sunderland

Dear A

Of course you love your wife dearly and you don't want to let her down. But if you don't turn up to that tournament, you are letting lots of players and loads of fans down. Just explain she is outnumbered, and she will appreciate the mathematical logic and let you carry on.

Flo